FUCK YEAH CLASSIC MOVIES!!

Here we go! Next movie!

Don Lockwood: Where'd Miss Selden go? 
Female dancer: She just grabbed her things and bolted. Anything I can do? 
Don Lockwood: Sorry, I don't have time to find out.

Lina: Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit! 
Don Lockwood: Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula. 
Lina: You don't mean that. 
Don Lockwood: I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula.

Cosmo Brown: What's this one about? 
Don Lockwood: It's a French revolution story... 
Cosmo Brown: Don't tell me. You're a French aristocrat, she's a simple girl of the people, and she won't even give you a tumbrel. Hah!